The Fairer Sex Has Some Competition

About the only time I can get a picture of something that shocks me is when I'm sitting at a red light in my car. I'm just not too quick on the draw when it comes to the camera on my phone in a public place, so the majority of the time it's a vanity plate or a bumper sticker. The day before I left Henderson, I went to Costco, & while on my way there I saw something.

We have all seen those naked lady mud flaps on trucks, or my new favorite...two naked lady silhouettes facing each other, ones an angel complete with wings & a halo while the other one is a devil with a tail & horns. They seem to be the new accessory replacing the fuzzy dice in the pervert cars. Well, ladies your wait is over. No longer do we have to be subjected to seeing a silhouette of a naked lady, but we too are given one of the NAKED MAN!!! Yup, that's right...THE NAKED MAN!!! Boy was I excited; so much so, that I practically jumped out of the car to rip that baby off the back of the molester van, but then the light turned green. I can tell you that I will be on the lookout for that van when I'm back in Henderson, & they had better guard their NAKED MAN with their lives 'cause I'm a comin' for him.